America Tries Soccer (And Other Things They Don’t Understand)

In this episode of Moscow Mules, Chay Bowes and his crew look at how the US celebrated its 250th birthday by casually setting fire to the Brooklyn Bridge – a fitting tribute to its peaceful legacy of being at war for 230 of those years. Meanwhile, Trump brilliantly invented the “Islamic Republic of Japan” at a totally-not-creepy NATO summit, before getting hit with instant karma after forcing FIFA, the issuer of his ‘peace prize’, to reverse a soccer red card, only for Team USA to get a thumping. Can they do anything right? Spoiler: No. Tune in.